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18 January 2009 @ 11:39 pm
[WU][Aug 2007] J.J.Express - enjoy a harmless high  
lol this is so old, I am not surprised that it took so long for Kyan/kizuite to beta the major suckage. So guys, let's give a round of applause for Kyan for helping me out!

J.J.Express
enjoy a harmless high

Which of your possessions is the most flashy?
If you were reborn, who would you be?
Also, we had them answer 5 different types of questions.


Tatsuya Fukasawa
【Among your possessions, which is the most flashy?】 Being 1 meter tall, my huge Ultraman figure! Just being that big is unusual. The red and blue make it stand out, it's pretty flashy. Whether you like it or not, it'll catch your eye. (laugh)
【If you were reborn as a historical figure?】 Napoleon! The French person ne. Being the military commander of a country in a time of civil war would be nice. To go down in history and participate in a great war, I want to try that. But since I'm definitely weak, I want to be a great person that doesn't go to the front lines. (laugh)
【If you had 1 million yen, how would you use it up in one day?】 I will renovate my room and make it wider! ...but this is impossible with 1 million yen, isn't it?
【A solo song for a concert, which song do you want to do a cover of?】 If it was a Kinki Kids song, any song is fine! The song I want to sing the most is 『Anniversary』, but while imagining myself singing it right now, I thought "I better stop" (laugh) For that song, it has to be someone who's really, really good at singing ne!
【If you were a seller, what kind of seller would you be?】 I don't want to be a seller, I want to be a horse owner = horse owner! I have to dream big. (laugh) If my horse ran before my eyes, it would move me greatly ne. I'll put 'Fukka' somewhere in my horse's name!
(Fukka said 馬のオーナー before 馬主, thus the repetition.)

Daiki Arioka
【Among your possessions, which is the most flashy?】 My cellphone. It's completely red, it's flashy in that way. Speaking of which, the other 2 phones before that were red. Before that, it was blue. Blue, red, so maybe the next will be yellow, like the traffic lights. (laugh)
【If you were reborn as a historical figure?】 Montesquieu. ...don't ask the reason, because I won't answer. (laugh) I tried saying it because it seemed like it kinda has a nice ring to it (laugh) Amakusa Shirou is good too. He looks like has many mysteries about him, he's fascinating.
【If you had 1 million yen, how would you use it up in one day?】 Small things... like a wallet or accessories, I'd buy those kind of things. For the rest that I haven't spent, I'll give it all to charity!
【A solo song for a concert, which song do you want to do a cover of?】 I want to sing Arashi's Ohno-kun's songs. That sounds like something Chinen would say. SMAP's Katori-kun's songs are good too. 『It Can't Be』 is a song with English lyrics but it's very, very cool. During/at karaoke, I've sung it dozens of times.
【If you were a seller, what kind of seller would you be?】 Maybe a CD store. Playing the songs of my favorite artists and DVDs, I want to sit at the register and do nothing. (laugh) If I did that, I'd probably get fired just like that on the first day.

Taku Kamei
【Among your possessions, which is the most flashy?】 I guess my belt. I put in a lot of silver thumbtacks in it, so it looks very rough. Since it's heavy, I wonder if I messed up a little with that.
【If you were reborn as a historical figure?】 Adam! Because he was the first man ne. But I will have surely eaten the apple too, naa. When I am told 「Don't eat that」, won't that make me want to eat it more? (laugh)
【If you had 1 million yen, how would you use it up in one day?】 I'll ride in a first-class airplane and go to Australia! But probably 1 million isn't enough naa. Jaa, change of plans. I will order delicious ramen throughout Japan and eat it from a small bowl in one gulp!
【A solo song for a concert, which song do you want to do a cover of?】 Koichi-kun's 『Kagen no Tsuki』! I sing it often at karaokes but for ballads it's a very good song. I love any Kinki Kids song!
【If you were a seller, what kind of seller would you be?】 When I was small, I went to a place called Legoland when I was in England and I was surrounded by toy blocks, I had a lot of fun. I'll be an owner of the Japanese branch, I want to bring fun to the children of Japan!

Kei Inoo
【Among your possessions, which is the most flashy?】 The red Japanese-pattern strap attached to my cellphone. My sister bought it for me as a souvenir from Kyoto but since I'm also appearing in this time's 『~Enbujou』, it fits the atmosphere/circumstances perfectly. I like it a lot.
【If you were reborn as a historical figure?】 Genghis Khan! About Minamoto Yoshitsune's death, there are various rumors about it, one of them was a theory that he crossed over to the Mongols afterwards and become Genghis Khan. It left a deep impression on me, like "Cool~" ne. If that were true, wouldn't that be a life very, very full of ups and downs?
【If you had 1 million yen, how would you use it up in one day?】 I want to eat the very high-class things. Like that ten thousand yen good meat, thirty thousand yen fruit, things that I don't seem to usually eat, I'll keep on eating them!
【A solo song for a concert, which song do you want to do a cover of?】 That's so troubling, that's difficult ne! I'll do Akanishi-kun's or
Yamashita-kun's solo songs on 『~Shounen Club』, they had a lot of cool songs naa. I'll look back at videos from that time and I'll choose carefully. (laugh)
【If you were a seller, what kind of seller would you be?】 A ramen seller! To see the reaction for what others think of the flavor before your eyes, doesn't it make it seem worth it?

Ryosuke Hasimoto
【Among your possessions, which is the most flashy?】 I tried thinking about it a lot, but I probably don't have a single flashy thing. But what's in my heart, it's flashy-ish for some reason. Even if I'm wrong, at least I'm sure that it's not plain (laugh)
【If you were reborn as a historical figure?】 Cleopatra! Cleopatra, doesn't it feel like she is full of mystery? In ancient Egypt, it looks like there are various places to look around. I want to explore the inside of a pyramid too.
【If you had 1 million yen, how would you use it up in one day?】 I'd give half of it as a present to my parents, then I want to buy clothes that I like! A lot of cheap ones... Rather than that, since it's a lot of trouble (to give me the money), I want to buy good clothes that will last a lifetime.
【A solo song for a concert, which song do you want to do a cover of?】 Jin-kun's song called 『ha-ha』! That amazingly cool song, even right now it makes me feel like requesting 「Please let me do that song!」.
【If you were a seller, what kind of seller would you be?】 I want to be the person who carries dishes around in a restaurant. That would be a waiter? I see. But I want to try telling the customers, 「welcome」 ne. Jaa, like an owner, I'll stand at the entrance and say 「welcome」!

Yuya Takaki
【Among your possessions, which is the most flashy?】 Pictures, I guess. Because everyone inside the pictures, they're sparkling. (laugh) Speaking of pictures, I took a lot of pictures at New York. Yabu-kun, Hikaru-kun, Arioka-kun, the four of us always moved. It was so fun.
【If you were reborn as a historical figure?】 Ito Hirobumi. The reason is that I feel that he lived freely as he liked. He dealt with not only political matters, he was a person who could do various things. It seems that thanks to him, we're able to eat pufferfish. The above-mentioned was 『Hyakushiki』 knowledge. (laugh)
【If you had 1 million yen, how would you use it up in one day?】 First, I'd buy my favorite brand of bags, then I'd take all the juniors to an amusement park, we'll have a lot of fun anyhow!
【A solo song for a concert, which song do you want to do a cover of?】 Maybe Akanishi-kun's 『Care』. Before, when Akanishi-kun sang TOKIO's 『Kimi wo Omou Toki』 it was really good, naa. I'll try Akanishi-kun's songs!
【If you were a seller, what kind of seller would you be?】 After gathering various things from abroad, I want to try being a general store seller with good sense. And, when I become an adult, being a bar owner or something like that sounds fun. It looks like I'll be mingling with people from many different fields.
(Kyan says: Apparently, eating pufferfish was illegal in Japan since it kept killing people, but Ito Hirobumi made it legal again when he was prime minister. XD)

Do not repost. I'm on to you. ಠ_ಠ
 
 
 
press the reset ☆kizuite on January 18th, 2009 04:07 pm (UTC)
I'm just going to comment to go ♥ and waaah I miss J.J. :'( Yes, that's all. XD
yana!konbini on January 18th, 2009 04:15 pm (UTC)
God I miss Fukka and Kamei and sdkfh. They were the funny ones! And. Just. Fukka is silly. XD
press the reset ☆kizuite on January 18th, 2009 04:21 pm (UTC)
They were so cute. ): I miss J.J. together so much, they had potential to be bestest group ever. Jr.Boys (or MIS SHOW MAN? XDDD) is amazing and all, but they have a different image and Nabesho/Iwamoto duo are apparently the we-look-cool-but-we're-really-the-funny-ones roles, so Fukka can't claim that. Instead, he's just... the mystery kid again. XD
Camilla: Hasshisweetmilano90 on January 18th, 2009 04:31 pm (UTC)
lol at the Akanishi fanboying! XD

Thanks for translating~. :)
yana!konbini on January 19th, 2009 02:46 pm (UTC)
I think among the juniors, everyone and their dog loves Jin. Not surprising. XD You're welcome~
sugardoll ♔: Kyoudaibouken: Natsuki!guitarstrawberryrin on January 18th, 2009 04:42 pm (UTC)
nice~~ Yana is so awesome. <3

I liked how Daiki would give away all his remaining money to charity. :3
yana!konbini on January 19th, 2009 02:47 pm (UTC)
I think you mean Kyan, she helped me with a lot of words and info. XP

Daiki is a good kid. He likes saving the environment too. 8D;
山☂知: [hsj] peek-a-boo-chii ♥baliwnababae on January 18th, 2009 04:43 pm (UTC)
WAIT.

SCRATCH THAT. Sachi is blind. It was Kamei. Still. :O

Edited at 2009-01-18 04:46 pm (UTC)
yana!konbini on January 19th, 2009 01:00 pm (UTC)
lol isn't the Bible common knowledge? XD I could go and talk about speculations concerning Kamei's religion, but y/k we all don't want to go there...
山☂知: [hsj] what's ですよbaliwnababae on January 19th, 2009 01:01 pm (UTC)
lol idk? I really don't talk to, uh, other people about it so. o/ This is me being stupid in public.
yana!konbini on January 19th, 2009 01:05 pm (UTC)
That's very nice Sachi. XD lol I don't talk about it to other people either ahaha um. LET'S TALK ABOUT HASSHI AND TAKAKI, THE JIN FANBOYS.
山☂知: [twewy] rhyme ; ^_^baliwnababae on January 19th, 2009 01:21 pm (UTC)
S-shush. |D
I bet they ask people to translate Lovejuice for them now.
yana!konbini on January 19th, 2009 01:30 pm (UTC)
They ambush Keito in the dead of the night to ask him what the chorus means, dying dyinggg.
山☂知: [hsj] dork.baliwnababae on January 19th, 2009 01:33 pm (UTC)
And Yamada catches them in action, asks them wtf they're doing to Keito, and joins them afterward. Because. now we all know that he listens to that song.
yana!konbini on January 19th, 2009 01:37 pm (UTC)
AND THEN CHINEN CALLS KEITO UP AND OVERHEARS THEIR WHINING and Keito must obviously tell them, because Yamada owns Chinen and Chinen can wheedle Keito into anything.
山☂知: [hsj] peek-a-boo-chii ♥baliwnababae on January 19th, 2009 01:40 pm (UTC)
...does that mean that Chinen wanted the translation too.
yana!konbini on January 19th, 2009 01:42 pm (UTC)
... Chinen and Shintaro's army.
山☂知: [hsj] number threebaliwnababae on January 19th, 2009 01:43 pm (UTC)
I SEE HOW IT IS.
I want to be picked up by you.kiitchenbearr on January 18th, 2009 05:15 pm (UTC)
kasjshfg;sdfhsdfd You're so awesome for translating this ♥ Thank you. I miss JJE so much ;(

Oh, Hasshi. Please don't kill us, the fangirls with singing ha-ha 8D; And lol at Cleopatra XD
IIamu Karugaru (良編軽々)hydeist_wannabe on January 18th, 2009 05:39 pm (UTC)
aww jje! ;_;

even though i've got the scans for this i've never tried reading it, it's so cute ^^ ...i love kamei's answer to go to australia (i keep thinking/(hoping?) that that's where he disappeared to)
...and i so knew hasshi would choose a female historical figure XD ...and he needs to sing 'ha-ha' omg that would be delicious. i think we should all request it to shokura XD

thanks so much guys... it's so <3
idiot man: ot3iotakanishi on January 18th, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC)
I DIED. I CRIED. At THIS part Maybe Akanishi Jin's "Care".
I seriously cried for too much happiness. I thougt hasshi's ha-ha was overwhelming. But TAKAKI with CARE? JIN'S CARE? It's bomb, which kills. But i'm alive, again, to write this comment XD
It's shocking that takaki LEARNS something, it's more shocking that takaki didn't want to reborn as a pharaoh.
And despite my love for you for translating this, this post is teasing me so much!
It's painful that takaki is the last x)
Sorry for long comment.
I ♥ You! To eternity, lol
Miia: Hasshi - Cute facesluma_chan on January 18th, 2009 06:47 pm (UTC)
I think it says a lot about Hasshi that he's the only one who chose a girl for the historical figure incarnation part... 8DDDD

...And JE really should have Takaki sing Jin's CARE... *___*

*stares J.J. posters all over the room* ... ... ...I miss J.J...
callista_21callista_21 on January 18th, 2009 06:56 pm (UTC)
Thank you for translating this! I miss JJE so much. I think they would've been a good group if they stayed together. And Hasshi..cleopatra..really. As if I needed more reason to think he's actually a girl born in a boy's body.
Geri ★ ヅェリ: [HSJ] 高木雄也 ~ ピース!_____just_me on January 18th, 2009 09:55 pm (UTC)
jgesljflsjjaf J.J.Express ♥ ;o;

Hasshi doing ha-ha and Takaki doing Care would definitely kill me >////<

YAY FOR LEARNING THINGS FROM HYAKUSHIKI :Db

thanks for translating!! oh the nostalgia~ <3
yammiedooyammiedoo on January 19th, 2009 03:04 am (UTC)
thanks for this ^^
fandom clashtweetyyyy on January 19th, 2009 06:46 am (UTC)
Thank you for translating~!

I'll do Akanishi-kun's or
Yamashita-kun's solo songs on 『~Shounen Club』, they had a lot of cool songs naa. I'll look back at videos from that time and I'll choose carefully. (laugh)

Inoo a PIN Fanboy?
LoL.

Hasshi --> Cleopatra!
LoL.
Jin-kun's song called 『ha-ha』!
Yeah,Hasshi looks like Jin anyways~!
LoL.

Maybe Akanishi-kun's 『Care』. Before, when Akanishi-kun sang TOKIO's 『Kimi wo Omou Toki』 it was really good, naa. I'll try Akanishi-kun's songs!

JIN's FANBOYS~!
LoL.
XDD
satsukisora: forbidden kisssatsukisora on January 19th, 2009 09:12 am (UTC)
aww,, kamei~~ i miss him... >0<
wonder if now he's in Australia~

LOL Jin's fanboys here! xD

thanks for translating!
bananachipubananachipu on January 21st, 2009 04:01 pm (UTC)
Do not repost. I'm on to you. ಠ_ಠ

I wasn't expecting that at the end. XD
Morgane - mitsuKimitsu_mitsuki on January 31st, 2009 06:10 pm (UTC)
Thanks for translation ♥
Aah, Daiki & Yuya quote only future HSJ ! Hikaru, Yabu & Chinen~~
But why they say things which exceed the million yen ? After, they say " probably 1 million isn't enough " XD Ba~ka